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How about your hair? You got a hair
dryer?

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Why not?

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Nobody can see.

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Besides, when you married me, it wasn't
for better or for worse. Yes, but... No

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buts.

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Ain't to be any different in there than
it is out here.

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A good chance.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Oh, I hope you don't mind Mr. Coffee.

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No, I don't mind anything.

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By the way, have you told Carlos what to
expect tonight?

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Well, not exactly. He's kind of a square
about things like that.

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So I've noticed.

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His idea of a swing and parade would be
to play post -op.

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Well, I'm sure after a couple of drinks
he'll loosen up a bit.

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I don't know about that either. He's not
much of a drinker.

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Well, we can handle that.

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By the way, what kind of man were you
looking for tonight?

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One that knows what he's doing.

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Well, don't go around my husband.

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You wouldn't believe what allows you to
lay down and listen to that.

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Thanks for the tip.

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You should have... You'd think a man
would learn how to turn a woman on.

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Shit, I stay in that way all the time.
Thinking I'd never get a woman.

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You know, there's different avenues of
sex besides slam -bam, thank you, ma

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What do you mean? Well, doesn't it say
the reason that one woman would know

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it takes for another woman to turn on?

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It sounds logical, but I imagine it's a
whole lot different.

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You bet your sweet little ass it's
different. I could tell you've never

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with another woman before.

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Right.

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Well, you know what they say.

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If it feels good, do it.

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Is that what they say? In some circles.

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I don't know. It seems kind of, uh...
Kind of wrong?

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Well... Well, just think about Ben's
party tonight.

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And all those guys wanting to ball you.

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What the hell do you think I've been
thinking about ever since you got us

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invited?

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Well, let me show you something.

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I see what you mean. You can't do
anything on your own, Sam.

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Better yet, let's put the zipper down.

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Thank you.

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I see that you know what you're doing.

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Oh, hi, Gary. Come on in.

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Hi. I just came over to see what time
you want me to come all over tonight.

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About 7 .30 or 8.

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Oh, do you and Mr. Martinez plan to be
late tonight?

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From what I hear, it may be all night.

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Oh, I just need to know what I can
bring.

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I feel almost guilty about asking you to
babysit for the kid on a Friday night.

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Oh, that's all right. I can use some
money anyway.

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I bet you can use the money.

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What with all your girlfriends?

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Uh, now and then.

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I'll bet more than now and then.

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Oh, come on. If it went like that, you
must have all the girls after you.

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Not really.

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Oh, relax.

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It's all natural.

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I told you, honey bun, it's as natural
as the day is long. But it works both

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ways.

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Both ways?

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You do me a little, I do you a little.

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I don't know how.

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Relax. I'll teach you everything you
need to know.

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When I'm clearly here, you'll have all
the girls running after you like they're

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made of gold.

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Now we can't place it.

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Oh, come on, Gary.

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No, no, no, no, no.

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Honey, could you get that? It's Gary.

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Come on in, Gary. It's open.

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I haven't seen Mrs. Martinez in a minute
yet.

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Well, what have you been doing lately?

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Nothing.

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Nothing to talk about.

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Is that a fact?

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You ready?

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Finally.

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Baby's asleep.

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I don't think there'll be any problem,
but if there is, the phone number's on

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the table by the phone.

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Yeah. They finally left. You want to
come on over now?

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Good. See you in a few minutes.

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Hello, you smooth -talking fool.

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Well, now.

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I didn't know you were going to make it
or not.

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I wouldn't miss it for the world.

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When the hell are you going to get here?

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Oh, as soon as my heart's thinking
through.

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That's right.

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I heard you married yourself to a young
stud.

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He won't mind sharing you tonight, will
he?

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Oh, don't you worry about that.

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You just keep yourself all wound up for
me.

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We haven't seen each other for a long
time.

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Yeah.

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It was just a few days before your first
husband kicked off.

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Oh, let's forget about that.

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I'll see you in a few minutes.

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Bye -bye now.

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Aren't you ready yet?

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Can I help you if I'm particular in the
way I look?

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If you're quite ready, we... I'm ready,
but... I'm not very willing.

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What's with you?

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Oh, Mary, and you know very well I don't
need this kind of party.

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Well, I do.

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I just think it's in very poor taste.

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Poor taste?

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Now, look, I kicked you off in a run
-down bar in the Caribbean six months

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Don't be so foolish as to think that I
married you because you're irresistible.

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Now, Marion, I've often wondered why you
ever did marry me.

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Convenience, dear boy, my convenience.
And don't you forget, I bought you those

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fine clothes you're wearing. I bought
you a stable full of horses.

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And I brought you those fancy cars. And
I brought you.

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And you are coming to the party tonight.

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And some cute little thing is going to
flip all over you. And you'll make it

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with her.

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And I already know what I'm doing.

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Have you got that?

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Yes, mother.

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The name in the mailbox is.

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Well, where's Carlos and Stacy Martinez?

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Hi, Stacy.

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How are you?

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You know these people?

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Sure. Don't you remember me telling you?

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Yeah. Yeah.

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Go on in.

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Everybody's walking here. It doesn't
make any difference. You know, we're all

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friends. All right, then.

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I'll sit here.

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You're welcome.

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Thank you.

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I want

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you

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to meet a friend of mine. A young man
who everybody knows. I was a tan.

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His name is Carlos. My name is, I think,
his wife, Stacy.

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Yeah, listen, honey, get him a couple of
drinks, and we'll be back soon.

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A little vodka, a little, uh... A little
vodka. A little vodka.

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A little vodka. A little vodka. A little
vodka. A little vodka. A little vodka.

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A little vodka.

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This is Missy, and this is Carl
Martinez.

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What the hell is that? Carlos Martinez.

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How are you? And this is his lovely,
magnificent wife, Marion. How do you do?

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pleasure. Not too close.

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Excuse me, I was about to... What time
are you going to be training?

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Go ahead, have a drink.

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Get yourself a picture. It's all right.

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I have got some pictures here.

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It's a movie that really ought to be
proved interesting.

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You know what I mean?

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I want you to get your... Oh, man, pick
these things up and see if you want

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them. Oh, no, I got it. That's enough.

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Hey, get it.

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Take the hose, huh? You know what I
mean?

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I'm going to show you some pictures.
Hey, come on, come on, fight.

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Sit down. Grab a pillow.

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Come on, sit down. Get yourself another
drink.

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Hey, why are you taking a lot of it?

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Life is a party.

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Oh,

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I've got some pictures here from
Tijuana.

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I'll be all about that.

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You know what I mean? Sit down, come on.

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Come on.

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All right, I'll relax.

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We're going to get the light, okay?

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Yeah,

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how about that, huh?

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You showed us good.

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Look at that. Yeah, how about that, huh?

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Yeah, what are you talking about?

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This is brand new. That's what we were
talking about yesterday.

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Look at that.

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That reminds me of something.

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That's bad.

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That's awful.

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Thank you.

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One more minute please.

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for me, honey?

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How about that? You like that, huh?

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Nancy, how about the drink now, please?

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I really need it after that last milk.

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Hey, honey, get me a beer. A beer, all
right?

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I'll have one, too.

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Let's see you do a little drink for a
change.

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A little American food, that's all we
got. We got plenty of them, you know?

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00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:06,500
Ben, I'm glad to see, surprisingly
enough, for you, a little ethnic

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Look, you don't have to use a dollar
with me, you know what I mean?

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00:31:10,010 --> 00:31:11,450
Take it easy on this dick, huh?

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00:31:11,930 --> 00:31:14,170
It's all right with me. It's all right
with Gloria. It's all right with you.

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00:31:15,610 --> 00:31:18,470
Ben, you've known me for a long time.

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00:31:18,930 --> 00:31:21,550
Have you ever known me to be prejudiced?

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No.

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No, it's one of the reasons I love you.
You know that?

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You're just like me. Just exactly like
me. There's two things I hate in this

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world. One is prejudiced people. The
other one's niggers. You know what I

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Hey, fancy, where's that beer?

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00:31:36,980 --> 00:31:39,900
Okay, it's time for the nitty -gritty.
Down to the nitty -gritty. You know what

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I mean?

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00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:42,080
What?

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00:31:42,260 --> 00:31:43,260
Wait, wait.

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00:31:46,180 --> 00:31:47,380
A little bit of poker, huh?

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00:31:47,920 --> 00:31:50,420
Come on, give me a hand. Come on, come
on, come on.

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00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:52,360
Just a minute, I've got to move the
table.

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00:31:52,580 --> 00:31:54,680
Will you give me a hand, please? I want
to move the table out a little bit.

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Thanks. Thanks, man.

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Of course we get a line.

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Hey, come on, come on, come on, come on,
come on.

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00:32:02,500 --> 00:32:03,500
I see.

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00:32:04,300 --> 00:32:05,300
Greenheart. Come on.

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00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:07,239
Oh, man.

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00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:09,580
Well, sit. Come up here and sit down.
Oh, is this good?

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00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:12,780
Is that a lion? Come on, sit. Yes, it
is.

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00:32:15,060 --> 00:32:16,340
What about your hair? You know that?

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Start right here. Move down. I can't sit
down, will you?

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00:32:19,700 --> 00:32:20,820
Oh. Okay,

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00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:23,800
sit down. Come on, sit down.

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00:32:25,060 --> 00:32:26,060
Are you ready?

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00:32:26,740 --> 00:32:28,060
Ready? Oh,

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man.

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Come on, come on.

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00:32:49,990 --> 00:32:50,990
Here we go.

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So what's wrong with strip poker, huh?

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Now the object of this game, ladies and
gentlemen, is to see. Now go ahead and

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take a look.

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The loser, as you know, has got to
remove...

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One article of clothing.

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One article of clothing.

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00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:09,920
Don't worry about it all in this game.

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00:33:12,220 --> 00:33:15,200
Yeah, yeah. Well, who can't get that?
It's back to the showdown.

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00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:17,500
Well, I don't know that.

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00:33:18,460 --> 00:33:19,840
Oh, come on, come on, come on.

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00:33:20,260 --> 00:33:21,260
Let's go.

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00:33:52,810 --> 00:33:55,710
You don't think when you... Well,

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I guess.

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I lost this time.

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Okay, Ben.

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00:34:04,370 --> 00:34:05,630
I'm playing your game.

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Can't we get together next week?

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It's really important.

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I don't want to steal it.

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Take it off.

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Take it off.

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Turn him up. Turn him up.

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Three times.

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Oh, Marion.

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Oh, Marion.

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Marion loses.

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00:34:43,620 --> 00:34:46,560
Now we get to see all of Marion. Come
on, sweetheart.

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Oh, no, he doesn't. Come on, sweetheart.
Come on.

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Hey, baby.

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Hey. Hey, come on, baby.

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Come on, sweetheart.

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Hey, come on. Hey, Pedro. Come on.

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Come on. Oh, yes. Come on.

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Marion, you lost the game. You know it.
Come on, girl.

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Oh, yeah.

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Don't let them badger you, dear.

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Very nice.

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Hey,

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what do you think?

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Hey, come on. We'll help you.

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Come on. You're going to play with me.

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Come

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on.

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Come on. Come on.

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Come on.

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You don't have to be educated to play
this game. Anybody can do it.

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All you're going to have is guts.

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Don't let your mouth overrun your little
seven -five panic.

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I've got enough guts to play any kind of
game you want to play.

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Good, because you must tell the truth,
the absolute truth, no matter what.

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If we don't, it's no use.

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All right, all right. How does it work?

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Well, we all think of a question, and we
all answer it one by one.

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All right.

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How do we tell who the winner is?

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Well, there is no winner, actually.

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That's stupid.

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How could you have a game and you don't
know where the winner is?

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Sounds like a bunch of crap to me.
Listen, we don't have to play it. I

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think you'd be afraid.

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I have one. How about, what if you had
three wishes, what would you wish for?

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I first wish for Steve, that I had the
power to blow all them low -life,

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stinkin', commie, fanko sons of bitches
off the face of this earth.

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You know, people don't know what those
guys are up to.

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No speeches, Ben.

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It's the reason.

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I'd close up every college that's
infested with those heavy troublemakers.

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And I'd like to have a power that would
be indestructible.

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Hey, let me tell you a lie, Peter.

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My first would be that everybody would
be the same color.

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And that there'd be no difference
between anybody except that the green

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would have an X.

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Right in the middle of their forehead.

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And my second wish would be that I could
carve that X in the middle of their

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forehead.

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And my third wish, well, I'll keep that
to myself.

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You don't know my third wish is that?

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My first wish, I wish I knew what his
last wish was.

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Oh, crap, I lost and wasted a wish.

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My second wish...

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My second wish would be that Carlos
would become governor of the state.

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Because that would blow my dad's head.

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My third wish?

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I'd like to be warden.

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Biggest men, pretty.

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Anywhere.

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My two wishes are, I wish that no little
girl would ever have to grow up not

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knowing who her father was.

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My second wish is, I wish I had a family
of my own.

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And my third wish,

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I wish somebody would love me.

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All right.

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Okay. I know just how you feel.

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This bunch of insensitive animals have
no respect for people like you and I,

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have real feelings.

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00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:18,080
Since you and my penis here are getting
along so well, why don't the two of you

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just sort of go off together, you know?

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Okay. Go ahead.

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Ben, look.

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You've all had your egotistical wishes,
all of them personal and highly

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emotional. Now, let's get serious, just
for a minute, if we may.

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You're familiar with my current research
project.

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You know that I'm about to lose my
bullshit. If I had the financing

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could, with, of course, the help of my
fellow engineers, perfect my two -way

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multi -purpose laser.

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So for my second wish, I would want to
change the time system from a 60 -minute

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hour to a 100 -minute hour.

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My third wish, I think I would
computerize our courts, especially the

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judge and jury.

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00:43:40,830 --> 00:43:43,330
Think of how many criminals are let
loose every day that shouldn't be.

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00:43:43,710 --> 00:43:46,590
Ben, computers don't make mistakes.

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00:43:48,890 --> 00:43:50,370
Okay, Joe, what do you listen?

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00:43:53,490 --> 00:43:58,210
First of all, I wish I'd never gotten
involved in these silly games.

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Second of all, you should make marriage
illegal.

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00:44:08,670 --> 00:44:09,670
Oh, well.

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00:44:11,370 --> 00:44:12,630
What's your name, Rich?

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00:44:17,850 --> 00:44:19,730
I wish for...

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Three

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more.

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Quick,

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00:44:40,530 --> 00:44:43,940
Mike. Well, I'm inclined to go along
with you.

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00:44:44,360 --> 00:44:48,340
And I think that all of us ought to tune
in to this classy game.

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And I love you.

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00:44:52,320 --> 00:44:53,320
Yeah, that's great.

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Game's on.

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00:46:23,180 --> 00:46:25,960
Dick, now I'm going to enjoy these
parties anyway. I only come because of

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Gloria's sake. God.

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00:46:27,620 --> 00:46:30,720
It's my project. Did you get any
suggestions about how I... It's all

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00:46:32,100 --> 00:46:35,360
Well, I'm losing my financing entirely
next week.

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00:46:35,800 --> 00:46:37,340
I'm going to lose my fellowship, too.

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00:46:38,880 --> 00:46:41,000
I just don't know where to go. I'm at my
wit's end.

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00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:46,500
I've talked to... Right now, this is the
only way to be monitored.

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00:46:52,650 --> 00:46:53,650
I've been to Dinatown.

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00:46:54,230 --> 00:46:55,750
Natural. Bigot.

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00:46:57,410 --> 00:47:00,770
I spent two weeks in San Diego wearing
out of bare shoes, of course.

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00:47:01,130 --> 00:47:02,130
Mm -hmm.

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00:47:03,030 --> 00:47:04,510
I just don't know.

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00:47:05,930 --> 00:47:09,550
Do you think maybe Carlos might be able
to assist me with something?

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00:47:14,610 --> 00:47:20,710
If it was just the way that I could meet
my payroll next week, I'd be either.

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00:47:23,180 --> 00:47:24,180
That's so magical.

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00:48:05,430 --> 00:48:06,430
I'll be ready.

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00:48:08,210 --> 00:48:10,250
I just don't know what to do. My wit's
in.

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00:50:06,190 --> 00:50:08,130
Oh, maybe I'm going to put it in three.

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00:50:14,190 --> 00:50:15,190
All right, dear.

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00:50:15,510 --> 00:50:17,310
But first of all, I've got to use this.

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00:50:18,250 --> 00:50:21,950
You know, cleanliness and efficiency are
all part of our schedule.

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00:53:58,700 --> 00:54:01,360
I can't breathe, but man, I'm tired of
this. Come get on top of me.

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00:54:02,260 --> 00:54:03,260
I love you.

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00:54:27,630 --> 00:54:28,630
Thank you.

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00:54:57,480 --> 00:54:58,480
Thank you.

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00:57:34,760 --> 00:57:35,860
What the hell's the matter with you?

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00:57:39,300 --> 00:57:40,300
Nothing.

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00:57:42,980 --> 00:57:44,220
What are you thinking about?

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00:57:48,140 --> 00:57:49,140
Marianne.

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00:57:50,340 --> 00:57:51,340
Danny.

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00:57:52,540 --> 00:57:53,540
Oh, you're upset.

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00:57:56,040 --> 00:57:57,019
I guess.

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00:57:57,020 --> 00:57:58,140
A little, maybe.

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00:57:59,300 --> 00:58:00,300
Maybe even jealous.

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00:58:02,090 --> 00:58:05,710
How? Why don't you let me switch places
with your wife? You switch places

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00:58:05,710 --> 00:58:08,130
with... I want to switch places with my
wife.

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00:58:11,550 --> 00:58:13,190
Something about that pendant.

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00:58:15,930 --> 00:58:17,490
Here they are.

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00:58:18,610 --> 00:58:24,810
Oh, sweetheart, I am getting close.

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00:58:25,550 --> 00:58:28,410
Oh, wow, that's really wild.

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00:58:29,230 --> 00:58:32,250
Let me tell you something about Ben. Ben
goes both ways.

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00:58:34,490 --> 00:58:41,450
And when Marion runs him down, you can
just work your way to him.

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00:58:42,090 --> 00:58:46,910
Oh, wait a minute. You... You wouldn't
kid me about a thing like this.

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00:58:47,250 --> 00:58:48,250
Not a chance.

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00:58:48,990 --> 00:58:53,370
He may put up a front, but he loves it.
Believe me, he loves it.

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00:58:54,850 --> 00:58:56,030
Really? Really.

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00:59:13,160 --> 00:59:14,160
Good night, baby.

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00:59:14,640 --> 00:59:15,640
Oh,

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00:59:18,540 --> 00:59:27,540
baby.

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00:59:27,780 --> 00:59:29,180
Honey. Honey.

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00:59:29,580 --> 00:59:30,580
Honey.

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01:01:47,360 --> 01:01:49,680
Tonight, I'm inviting a whole new group
over.

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01:01:50,220 --> 01:01:52,620
That crowd, they're a bunch of weird
creeps.